Who Ordered So Many Damn Spoons? Who Do I Have To Talk To Around Here So I Can Get A Knife?
Irony:Sitting in front of the TV, watching 90 minutes of The Biggest Loser season finale, while mindlessly eating mediocre chocolate snowmen that some kid gave to me at work today as a Christmas gift. I would have been eating some caramel popcorn that had clumps of chocolate in it (another gift from a different kid), but Emily didn't bring those to me because the popcorn "had too many wrappers around it," and would therefore be too much of a pain in the ass for us to open. I like the way Emily thinks.
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That popcorn DOES have too many wrapper around it!
What can I say, deep down inside I am lazy.
Overpackaging has kept at least one pound off my solid hips, I'd say.
As I sit here, I'm eating those red-filled holiday Oreos, and they have a self-closing top on the package, which is sucking big muches. After every cookie, the thing adheres closed again.
It's kept me down to, oh, about 15 Oreos instead of the 20 I'd be at otherwise.
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